This is why:
That's right! I'm an author and have my debut novel coming out on April 29th from Swoon Romance! The second novel in the series is due in a month, so I'm kinda scrambling around like a chicken with my head cut off right now!
(You can check it out here: http://www.amazon.com/Burn-Me-Shelley-Watters-ebook/dp/B00INB4FLI/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394052110&sr=1-1&keywords=burn+me+shelley)